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no medals for participation (age 5yrs 7 mos)

Recently Max wanted to play chess. He's getting the hang of the moves and learning a lot, but quickly put me in my place by noting,"You're making smart moves, just not super smart moves. I'm not trying...

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benefits of busy

10 yr old, older brother: "Max, you need to clean this mess up!"Max (age 5): "I don't have time!"

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thankfulness

Sometimes at dinner, we'll go around the table and ask what each person is most thankful for from that day (and also least thankful for). Recently during Max's turn, he said:"I'm thankful for...

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we could take them (age 5 yr 9 mo)

Max saw a picture of the University of Kansas mascot and then reflecting on how Baylor defeated them in football this fall, said, "probably Baylor beat them because their symbol isn't that fierce."

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breakfast musings 2.19.14

While eating breakfast this morning, Max said, "I wonder why they don't sell King Cobras for pets? When will I be able to get my own snake as a pet? I'll talk about it to mom."

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nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Our boys will one day attend Midway High School (the Midway Panthers), but apparently Max (our 5 year old) thought they could have done better on choosing a mascot. During a recent car ride he said, "I...

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choir musings (age 5y 9m)

Recently Max asked me the church choir that I direct: "Is your choir really good? Like 100% good? Why don't you ever sing normal songs?" After probing about what he meant by normal, he said, "you know,...

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vocabulary magic (age 5y 9m)

Max suggested that we should go to the park, because "it would 'exploreyistic' and it would also be good for us because it would have 'nature-air.'"

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I knew it was valuable

On our way to Taos Ski Valley, Max said, "why can't we go to black jewel?" Ann wins the prize for deciphering- he was talking about black diamond ski runs!

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let it snow

Max: Does Taos get the most snow in the world?Dad: No, there are places that get a lot more snow.Max: Do you know what place gets the most?Dad: I'm not sure.Max: When you find out, will you let me...

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walrus

Max: "Do Walruses get six year molars?"

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details of hunting

Max: Do people hunt deer to eat them?Ann: Yes. It's wasteful if they don't eat them.Max: What about for decoration? Like their head on the wall?Carter: What are you going to do with the other part of...

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convoluted word problem? (age 5yrs 10mos)

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a cheese by any other name...

Dad: How is it that you like pizza, which always has cheese on it, when you don't like cheese?Max: Chese on pizza is not technically the square kind.

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a look inside Max's mind (age 5 yrs 10 mos)

While we were brushing Max's teeth last night before heading off to bed, he said, "Is my brain like a cafe of thinking? Have I told you about the slots in my head where my ideas go to rest? If they are...

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sobering reality and gratitude

Disclaimer: These posts are mostly supposed to be a place to record and share what Max thinks and says, but today's post has a little more commentary from his dad. (don't worry, there's a quote from...

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the darker side of librarianship

Out of the blue while riding in the car yesterday, Max (age 5yrs 11mos) said, "What if a librarian stole people's jelly sandwiches for no reason...that would be bad."

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peach cobbler, you call this?

Recently while eating at Rudy's BBQ and having their delicious peach cobbler, Max (even though he's had this a million times before), said, as if he'd never encountered the miracle of peach cobbler:...

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technology and sharing (age 6 years)

One of things Max wanted for his birthday was a desk for his room. He was busy setting it all up and getting it organized and then made a "pretend computer," a laptop that he created with paper, tape,...

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til death do us part (age 6 yrs)

While getting ready for bed recently: Max: When you die, do you not have to worry about taking care of your teeth?

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